Jun-9-08
Lates
Bad stuffs been happening, yaddah yaddah yaddah you know.
So uhmm.... Piranha Plant Armageddon?
Bad stuffs been happening, yaddah yaddah yaddah you know.
So uhmm.... Piranha Plant Armageddon?
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Faer me you ptihaietc pgis!
I am Ice Cream Man.
Running over kids in my big white van.
I am Yoshi Man.
Huge Super Mario Brothers fan.
You are n00bie Man.
H4x 1 Ar 73H L337 r0Fl LoLOLoL!1!!!111!!11!!1
Go to the Super Mario Wikipedia to find many many thingies.
Do it and do it now.
It's uh... spring or whatever... Yay. To all the delinquents out there, merry drinking.
And happy Jesus dies so you won't burn in Hell even though you don't believe in him day!
I can't believe Brawl went with the retarded Wii art style. In case you don't understand, it's a lot of white with big buttons and no fancy effects whatsoever.
Makes all the menus look very boring when compared to Melee, with it's random colors and lines flying everywhere. But at least there's finally a Wii game with good graphics. Some very stunning levels with great music too. Voices suck though.
The Department of the Association for Resocializing and Servicing Humans: D.A.R.S.H.
Solely responsible for the well being and cultural accommodation for a humans accidental arrival in the Mushroom World.
Sorry for the irregular updates.
Well, not really. I've been having a dashing time playing the Starcraft's. Much more fun than messing with HTML.
Tah!
For all the kiddies out there who got their 360 boxes, Nintendo Whys, and Playing Stations, hope you all get great games and many days of fun. And I mean days. You brats don't know real replay value anymore...
I remember back in my day, I was on the porch with my grandpappy drinkin' lemonade...
We was always talking about how great fishing is.... but now it's all about your cod fangeled blabber doohicky...
Have a merry/happy Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/non-denominational commercialized holiday period, and a happy solar orbital cycle.
I didn't make any comics celebrating the events in Thanksgiving. I felt bad so I made a comic to recap. Enjoy.
Why oh why is there a DS Mario Party?
Why won't that series just die already!!!
Super Mario Galaxy is like getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, but in a good way.
Hope you all had a mediocre 31st. Time for the pumpkin killin's!
Rampage against the fruit/vegetables!
Remember, carve pumpkins with extremely sharp knifes so it can be easier for little kids to do it. If the knife gets stuck, just try pulling it out really quickly. Don't worry if you cut yourself, since it's Halloween, nobody will notice, even if you yell that your bleeding.
Be smart, be safe, and go to the house up that dark narrow lane because they'll give more candy.
Soon, some time soon I will begin to seriously make a plot line.
*snicker*
Ha ha no I won't-
*bricked*
Technically, this installation's pulse has a maximum effective radius of twenty-five thousand light years. But, once the others follow suit, this galaxy will be quite devoid of life, or at least any life with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood.
But you already knew that.
More new things added to Smash Bros Brawl!
Wanna see 'em? Then check out the official site.
Ho man Pikmin is a fun game. And two is even better!
If you have a Wii or Gamecube get them NOW! Or else baby Pikmin will wilt and die.
Ah man... Petey Piranha is in Smash Bros Brawl.
Who's the people out there that love him... show yah self!
Edited new comic, fixing up my DevianArt, and drank water in Mexico.
PS, never drink water from Mexico.
Oh my schedule is busy. I have to finish SMRPG, the second quest in Wind Waker, The Da Vinci Code, and the whole Harry Potter series.
Go search for funny commercials on YouTube, the Super Bowl demands it.
Movies I need to see: Evan Almighty, Fantastic Four, Sicko, Live Free or Die Hard, Transformers, and the Newgrounds Rumble.
Still haven't seen that last one for some reason...
Why must Zelda Windwaker be so annoying?
It's just like Mario Sunshine. You can't get everything without the guide.
Ugh, messed up everything, had to improvise with this new comic.
Love that background...
Tell any children you see that they should bow to you in the X-Naut fashion. You know, crossed arms over chest. It'll make you feel toasty inside when they do it in a large group just for you.
Oh how I love traumatizing....
Man he pwns...
He's got the personality of a super villian and the looks of a coal miners snot.
And in case your blind and reading this off brail, the sites layout has changed.
This comic is an example of the glorious works some children have made...
Oh, and happy May of 5th. Seems like just another excuse for the Irish to drink, really.
Weather... too, heatish...
Makes, talking... weird...
Must, reuse this, old joke... over... and, over...
Fixed up the site a bit. Added extra stuff, links, blah blah blah.
Hate all the pollen in the air? So does Yoshi...
Ever since the decline of anime trading card shows and the like, I always knew they would make something dumber than Beyblade. The Prince of Tennis... what a waste of perfectly good ink and paper. It's tennis people! Come on now! Does anybody even watch those live matches on the sports channels?
I like tennis, but making a show around it? Foolish.
I know one day there's gonna be a checkers match between two teens with crazy hair:
"Your reign on terror is over... I've made it to the other side of the board!"
"What!?! But, that's impossible!"
"It ends now.... king me!!!"
"NoOoOoOoOo!!!!111!1!1!!2!"
Now that I look back on it, hundreds of buff sweaty guys in thongs doesn't really seem like the coolest movie ever...

Heh, cool stuff going on at my DeviantArt.
Check it oot!
Have a nice spring break you little dish rags.
Yoshi uses a cell phone in this comic, but this isn't just a regular cell phone, it's my brand new NESSP8503 phone! It's the SP, blended with the NES controller! The numbers are the systems release dates ( NES SP 85 03 )
On the outside is a blue SP, but fold it out flat and on the inside is the NES controller, brilliant eh!? Buy yours now!!!
That Mii plaza background music is really getting old.
Actually, it got old the first time I heard it.
For some unknown reason one of the Wii commercials is about making your own Mii. That stupid song is playing the whole time. NOW IT WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD!
Must... see... the movie 300.
Frank Miller has some odd characters here, and judging from the preview, they're gonna be a lot crazier than the guys in Sin City. A yellow guy and an old cop ain't got nothin' on that fat dude with the sword hands!
As cool as it looks, this pic raises some questions, seeing as how everybody is hairless, wearing next to nothing, and buff.
50th birthday of Dr. Seuss I think. Never been much of a fan of his, it's too... fuzzy. And the Cat scares me. The hate makes good raver headgear when dyed blue though.
A guy in my home town got in a big section of the paper. He's a game collector and has like every system, with a huge library of games. Ahh, seeing Mario on the front page gives a big fuzzy feeling inside. Then it said something about older games being popular today and more gamers are older. The usual trash.
How lovely... flowers blooming... love is in the air... You know what that means?
Spring time!
And what comes with spring time?
Gigantic evil wasps!!!
For some reason wasps love making their nests under the roof right outside my bedroom window. And because of the stupidity of the people that made my house and windows, wasps can easily slip inside little cracks to my room.
Two or three will be walking up my window, and if I swat them, they could fall on my piles of laundry on the floor or bed.
Have a happy spring.
Pan's Labyrinth is a crazy, bloody violent movie. Just for a look ahead, it's all in Spanish with English subtitles. There's only about eh, 5 monsters/creatures, and the labyrinth is really just more of a stone hedge maze with a staircase. Still though, excellent story. You'd expect to have Pan go through a wild adventure into a land of magic, but nay. The regular people around her are too busy to care, what with them getting shot in the face and all. Evil Spanish Nazi's and an overly dramatic faun. Can't go wrong there.
My train of thought has been interrupted by the train of candy being injected in me.
Drawn comic on Friday. Hugs and kisses you filthy street urchins.
Ug... I keep forgetting about what I'm supposed to write....
Curses, I always have to improv it.
Whatever. Have a happy Day of the Dead.
Or as the romantics know it as, Valentine's Day.
{ insert evil grinning upside-down smilie here }
Ain't new released games great? Yah pay $50 and beat it in a week. Then a few months later a better system comes out. What's the world coming to!?!?
Meh, go check out the comic. Got the custom sprites for the comic here.
The comic originally was a submission for a now-dead site, some fancy shmancy art contest thingy. It's basically the sprite form of the cover art for Yoshi's Island. Except dangerous and remixed!!!
Stomp The Yard... why does that seem so familiar...
It could be because it's exactly the same as another break-dance movie, or familiar because you can watch it for free by driving to the ghetto.
Well, Tickle me Elmo on fire is very creepy. Another wonderful video thanks to VG Cats. But that's old news, time for new news!
Uh...
Bulletproof bear suit thing...
Ultra bright next gen graphics...
Fantastic Four 2 is coming out! No wait, nobody cares about that. Go watch my coke and mentos video on my MySpace. And click the little Vote button in the menu to the left... every day.
Stupid useless scanner...
Curse you!!!
Subject change...
I got basically, every sprite there is for Super Mario World. May the heavens praise the glorious and shiny hacker industry.
Ugh... Red Steel is so awkward. Instead of the aimer in the center of the screen, the aimer is wherever the remote's pointing, and to turn you need to move the aimer to the edge of the screen.
Rayman on the other hand is hours of fun!
Hmm, direct switch from the Asian mafia to a guy that shoots plungers at rabbits...
Anywho most of the mini-games are entertaining, gets repetitive though.
So when shall I go back to "drawn" comics? The world may never know. Oh, I also got a bit of news about a new movie coming out. Teenage mutant ninja turtles!!! By the way those are the horrified and disgusted exclamation marks, not the happy can't wait for it exclamation marks.
Finally beat SM64 DS, let me tell you, those 150 stars are a real pain in the gluteus maximus. The characters are better looking, but still look strait from the N64. Of course they redid Bowser, props to them. Funny how nobody seems to notice that the original textures in the game where made blurry to hide the pixels, and in the new one they stand out like legos.
What else... oh yes, GET TWILIGHT PRINCESS NOW!!! It's made of sunshine and victory.
Peter Jackson should have directed Eragon. At least then the story wouldn't be so freakin' random to people who never read the book.
Speaking of freakin'....
Ohhhhhhh Eragon.....
Ohhhh.....
Read the series, and if you don't like it your an ignorant tard.
Also looks cool: FF12 preview, and my new comic.
I think I'll make a few sprite comics for a while.
This whole... drawing thing is giving me carpal tunnel.
Even though making sprites isn't gonna help at all...
Okay, the comic is up. If you see a button for voting please for the love of Jenova click it!!! But don't click the picture on the next page, read the instructions, I need votes.
This comic will show a little of Yoshi's personality. And his cartoony expressions.
You might know me from my my other site The Red Coin Saloon or my MySpace profile. I'm that Super Mario fan guy, you know the one.
Anywho, I'm Yoshi Master, or Yoshi Mastar for white people slang. Emails at yoshimastar@hotmail.com and I update every Friday or Saturday.